Today I learned…

…that most of us have been misusing the term cryogenics. 

Cryogenics is the study of really cold stuff while cryonics is the preservation technique I thought I knew something about. 

Yup.

Ya dig.

I wanna blow trees in the trees

and sit on my ass, not on my knees. 

Forget everything that I want 

and remember only what I need. 

I’ve lost myself somewhere along the way

but with this rhyme I’m back to stay. 

 

comicbookcovers:

Black Lightning #1, February 1995, cover by Eddie Newell

comicbookcovers:

Black Lightning #1, February 1995, cover by Eddie Newell

I’m an extra small snail with a big butt. All the ladies like to touch it. Beep boop

Trampled by turtles on squidbillies

Lovin’ it haha

Lovin’ it haha

The Princeton Review knows their audience.

The Princeton Review knows their audience.

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laughingsquid:

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

A month and a half.

I’m claiming this attempt at sobriety to be a failure. I don’t like the snarky asshole I’ve become.  While it may sounds ridiculous to say that I can’t have fun or enjoy the simple pleasures of life it’s unfortunately true.  Note, it’s not because I don’t want to, I can’t seem to.  Anyone who truly knows me is aware of my unexplainable and completely unprovoked highs and lows that have forever been an aspect of TMJ.  I’m frustrating the people I care about the most and most importantly myself.  I will truly admit that I’m indifferent on the return to my lifestyle but  I think I might just be one of those people who are actually benefited by it.  My mom has picked up on it every time I’ve talked to her and has even gone so far to say “maybe I should see somebody”. Nah mom, I think I just need to roll a fucking blunt. Whatever it is I need to figure this shit out, quick.  A government job looms in my future (at least for resume purposes) and I know way too many pill-poppin’ zombies.  Fuck.